It has outlived its life expectancy by more than a decade. We had small children when we got it. Now we have grandchildren.
The (remaining) door shelves have been duct-taped together for years.
Mainly, I could not bear to defrost that freezer AGAIN.
There was a sale.
No more defrosting.
No more duct tape.
Plenty of space for this year's vegetables.
Did I mention no more defrosting? Whoop! It takes so little to make me happy!